fasterfood:

people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by?? 

pineappledean:

I’VE WAITED FOUR YEARS AND TEN MONTHS TO POST THIS (aired October 1, 2009)

2014 so far

owzah:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

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There’s july

theblacksheepwriter:

stutter-muffin:

nosdrinker:

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

he’s an actor

actor fuck that shit he passed actor a long time ago hes a straight up shape shifter at this point.

Reblog for the last comment

andythanfiction:


bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

kuuderewolfgirl:

my gender is “conservative haircut and crewneck tshirt”



I know this isn’t the point, but I’m laughing so hard because the first thing I thought was “Your gender is Sam or Dean Winchester?”

andythanfiction:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

kuuderewolfgirl:

my gender is “conservative haircut and crewneck tshirt”

I know this isn’t the point, but I’m laughing so hard because the first thing I thought was “Your gender is Sam or Dean Winchester?”

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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jakemalik:

i’m really good at mumbling rude things under my breath and then when people ask me what I said I just get really scared and nervous and panic

h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g:

oh my god it just keeps getting better

h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g:

oh my god it just keeps getting better

nanna-melissa:

Found out how to make flashlight mods for Left 4 Dead 2…

friendswithbandefits:

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE